2008 Fantasy Baseball Predictions

Amid PED accusations, foreign substance spitball allegations, and general shady-doucheness, Zaaq's Brookyln brigade won our fantasy keeper league in 2007. This crime against nature ends now. My Excalibur to purge the land of this Saxonesque menace, you ask? My 2008 fantasy player rankings. May God have mercy on the Brigade's souless flesh bag.

1. Alex Rodriguez, NY 3B
2. Prince Fielder, Mil 1B
3. Miguel Cabrera, Det 3B
4. Matt Holliday, Col OF
5. Chase Utley, Phi 2B
6. Hanley Ramirez, Fla SS
7. Alfonso Soriano, ChC OF
8. David Wright, NYM 3B
9. Carl Crawford, TB OF
10. Jimmy Rollins, Phi SS
11. Johan Santana, NYM SP
12. David Ortiz, Bos DH
13. Jose Reyes, NYM SS
14. Jake Peavy, SD SP
15. Ryan Howard, Phi 1B
16. Brandon Phillips, Cin 2B
17. Carlos Beltran, NYM OF
18. Grady Sizemore, Cle OF
19. Carlos Lee, Hou OF
20. Vladimir Guerrero, LAA OF, DH
21. Victor Martinez, Cle C, 1B
22. Manny Ramirez, Bos, OF
23. Mark Teixeira, Atl 1B
24. Erik Bedard, Sea SP
25. Justin Morneau, Min 1B
26. Magglio Ordonez, Det OF
27. Lance Berkman, Hou 1B, OF
28. Josh Beckett, Bos SP
29. Albert Pujols, StL 1B
30. B.J. Upton, TB 2B, OF
31. Troy Tulowitzki, Col SS
32. Chone Figgins, LAA 3B
33. Carlos Guillen, Det SS, 1B
34. Derek Jeter, NYY SS
35. C.C. Sabathia, Cle SP
36. Ichiro Suzuki, Sea OF
37. Cole Hamels, Phi SP
38. Ryan Braun, Mil 3B
39. Brandon Webb, Ari SP
40. Jeff Francoeur, Atl OF
41. Curtis Granderson, Det OF
42. Russell Martin, LAD C
43. Adam Dunn, Cin OF
44. Dan Haren, Ari SP
45. Aramis Ramirez, ChC 3B
46. Travis Hafner, Cle DH
47. Robinson Cano, NYY 2B
48. Scott Kazmir, TB SP
49. Garrett Atkins, Col 3B
50. Bobby Abreu, NYY OF
51. Nick Markakis, Bal OF
52. Justin Verlander, Det SP
53. Carlos Pena, TB 1B
54. Corey Hart, Mil OF
55. Brad Hawpe, Col OF
56. Joe Mauer, Min C
57. Alex Rios, Tor OF
58. Brian Roberts, Bal 2B
59. Dan Uggla, Fla 2B
60. Aaron Harang, Cin SP
61. Ryan Zimmerman, Was 3B
62. Roy Oswalt, Hou SP
63. Chris Young, SD SP
64. Orlando Cabrera, CWS SS
65. Adrian Beltre, Sea 3B
66. Chipper Jones, Atl 3B
67. Torii Hunter, LAA OF
68. Paul Konerko, CWS 1B
69. Eric Byrnes, Ari OF
70. Edgar Renteria, Det SS
71. Derrek Lee, ChC 1B
72. Carlos Zambrano, ChC SP
73. Gary Sheffield, Det DH
74. Adrian Gonzalez, SD 1B
75. Jim Thome, CWS DH
76. Miguel Tejada, Hou SS
77. Joe Blanton, Oak SP
78. Jonathan Papelbon, Bos RP
79. Josh Hamilton, Tex OF
80. Rafael Furcal, LAD SS
81. Felix Hernandez, Sea SP
82. Hunter Pence, Hou OF
83. Vernon Wells, Tor OF
84. J.J. Putz, Sea RP
85. Jeremy Hermida, Fla OF
86. John Smoltz, Atl SP
87. Johnny Damon, NYY OF, DH
88. Fausto Carmona, Cle SP
89. Joe Nathan, Min RP
90. Brian McCann, Atl C
91. Roy Halladay, Tor SP
92. Shane Victorino, Phi OF
93. Dustin McGowan, Tor SP
94. Chris Young, Ari OF
95. Ian Kinsler, Tex 2B
96. Michael Young, Tex SS
97. John Lackey, LAA SP
98. Andruw Jones, LAD OF
99. Francisco Rodriguez, LAA RP
100. Jhonny Peralta, Cle SS
101. Ben Sheets, Mil SP
102. Todd Helton, Col 1B
103Mariano Rivera, NYY RP
104. Nick Swisher, CWS 1B, OF
105. Rich Harden, Oak SP
106. Jermaine Dye, CWS OF
107. Javier Vazquez, CWS SP
108. Jason Bay, Pit OF
109. Daisuke Matsuzaka, Bos SP
110. Placido Polanco, Det 2B
111. Tim Hudson, Atl SP
112. Howie Kendrick, LAA 2B
113. John Maine, NYM SP
114. Jorge Posada, NYY C
115. Delmon Young, Min OF
116. Takashi Saito, LAD RP
117. Justin Upton, Ari OF
118. Rich Hill, ChC SP
119. Ryan Garko, Cle 1B
120.Yovani Gallardo*, Mil SP
121. James Shields, TB SP
122. Hideki Matsui, NYY OF, DH
123. Matt Kemp, LAD OF
124. Bad Sunglasses
125. Zaaq